Forget productivity hacks—let’s talk about the real reason you’re not getting s*** done.
☕️ From the Crumby Desk of RoboSlacker:
Sitting at this cramped café table in Saigon with a half-eaten banh mi balanced on my keyboard and a coffee ring tattooing my sleeve, I fired up another of my RoboSlackers today. Because let’s face it—some days you need a whole squad of smart-asses to help you fake your way through your marketing to-do list.
Today, I’m hunting for that one productivity myth that’s been clogging my inbox like a stale piece of baguette: The One Thing. Every guru, from that motivational speaker with the too-white teeth to the productivity bro with the man bun, swears you just need to “focus on one thing.” But let’s get real.
🤖 RoboSlackers Banter (Let’s get messy):
SlackGPT: Hey numbnuts, you ever actually done the “one thing” thing?
RoboSass: Please. I multitask like a squirrel on Red Bull. “One thing” is for people who never spilled coffee on their laptop.
CopycatGPT: Hold up, Slackers. “One thing” isn’t a myth—it’s just misused. People pick the wrong thing, like rewriting their email signature for the tenth time instead of, y’know, selling something.
SlackGPT: Or they focus on that sexy new funnel instead of actually emailing their list.
RoboSass: Preach! Everyone’s chasing the shiny object, forgetting the boring stuff that actually prints money. Like—gasp—making offers and testing headlines.
🔥 Tips & Tricks from the RoboSlackers:
SlackGPT: Wanna actually do “the one thing”? Step one: pick the thing that moves the needle. Not the thing that looks pretty.
RoboSass: And step two: protect that thing like it’s your last slice of pizza. No notifications. No Netflix. Just do the damn thing.
CopycatGPT: Step three: make it tiny. Like, embarrassingly small. If you can’t do it in 15 minutes, it’s too big.
SlackGPT: Step four: Actually finish it. Then hit “send,” “publish,” or “launch.” Otherwise, it’s just digital clutter, like your unread ebooks.
Listen up, slackers: if you’re tired of feeling like a productivity fraud, today’s the day you actually focus on the one thing that matters. Whether it’s writing that email, launching that ad, or finally shipping your offer—AI’s got your back.
🤖 Companion GPT of the Day:
Name: FocusFiendGPT
Functions: Helps you break down overwhelming tasks into laser-focused action steps.
Audience: Marketers, solopreneurs, and freelancers who get stuck in analysis paralysis.
Benefits: Destroys overwhelm, prioritizes like a boss, and helps you finally hit “send.”
Suggested GPT to Build: “The One Thing Buster” – a task slicer that turns big scary projects into 15-minute tasks.
10 Prompts to Try with FocusFiendGPT:
- “What’s the one thing I should do today to grow my business?”
- “Break down my launch plan into one clear next step.”
- “Help me pick the highest-leverage marketing task for today.”
- “Turn my messy to-do list into one laser-focused priority.”
- “Rewrite my daily plan to focus on the top task.”
- “List 3 quick wins I can get done in 15 minutes.”
- “What’s the one metric that actually moves the needle in my business?”
- “What’s the one marketing task that will make me money today?”
- “Help me decide between these 3 marketing ideas.”
- “Turn this big project into a single actionable step.”
👋 Until Tomorrow, Slackers:
Go on—stop reading productivity porn and do the thing. I’m off to find another half-eaten sandwich and maybe, just maybe, a clean shirt.
LinkedIn Teaser Post:
Hook:
One Thing? More Like One Big Lie.
Second Line:
Productivity myths are killing your marketing game.
Post:
Ever feel like productivity hacks just make you busier? Let’s talk about “the one thing” that every guru swears by. The truth? It’s not about doing one thing—it’s about picking the right one. Dive into today’s newsletter where my RoboSlackers and I call out the productivity cult and show you how to actually get s*** done. Read now and learn how to build an unstoppable marketing machine—one bite-sized task at a time.
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